Number: 10

Golfer:    “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy:    “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

Number: 9

Golfer:    “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy:    “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

Number: 8

Golfer:    “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy:    “Yes . . . . you miss the ball much closer now.”

Number: 7

Golfer:    “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy:    “Eventually.”

Number: 6

Golfer:    “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy:    “I don’t think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.” 



Number: 5 

Golfer:    “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”

Caddy:    “It’s not a watch….it’s a compass.”



Number: 4

Golfer:    “How do you like my game?”

Caddy:    “It’s very good, but personally, I prefer golf.”



Number: 3 

Golfer:    “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?

Caddy:    “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”



Number: 2

Golfer:    “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy:    “This isn’t the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago.”



And the Number: 1 .. . . . Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer:    “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”

Caddy:    “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir”



Bonus ……..

An old favorite . . . . . about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . . .

Golfer:    “Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??” 

Caddy:    “There’s a piece of shit on the end of your club.”

Golfer:     He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . 

Caddy:    “No sir, its at the other end”