David Letterman’s Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7… Foursomes are encouraged.
#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5… Three times a day is possible.
#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
#9… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8… It’s much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7… Foursomes are encouraged.
#6… You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5… Three times a day is possible.
#4… Your partner doesn’t hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2… You don’t have to cuddle with your partner when you’re finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…..#1… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
Posted on March 2, 2011, in GOLF HUMOR and tagged David Letterman top ten. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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